Did anyone watch the opener on Channel 4 last night?

It seemed to have the obligatory nubile women ecstatically bonking leather-clad men in stone castle or lakeside settings. Arthur seemed to have an expression of permanent puzzlement, more Simple Simon than the stuff of legends, and Merlin came across as intense but odd. No-one has yet said, “‘Tis but a flesh-wound sire!” , but I live in hope.

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