Celebrity love match nuptuals
excuses jingoistic celebration for a
helicopter pilot and art grad,
consumated lovers now consecrated, ringed and reigned in,
before tens of millions.
The ivory and white dress! A Welsh gold ring!
Protect the future while nodding to tradition.
Flag-waving pomp and fawning coverage
of insipid balcony kisses and Hertfordshire street parties
while the Glaswegian laments in the pub
with her hat on
that she was much too common for a right royal do.