A red letter day for the red tops!
for hacking the hacked off
and publishing details of their lives and crimes
uncovered by nefarious means.
“All the way to the top” scream the headlines
By-lines by hook or by crook
Column inches manufactured in a parcel of rogues.
James, Les, Rebekah, Andy and Colin
abetting recidivistic malfeasance while searching for
corruption, knavery and malversation
to enliven breakfast conversation.